Dumbest/best metal band names

Loudwire is an authority on metal issues, so let's take this for granted - their argument is "dumbest=best". So, here they are (some of the selected): Killitorous - Canadians playing death-metal, have an album titled 'Married with Children'; iwrestledabearonce - metalcore band with a song titled 'Tastes Like Kevin Bacon'; We Butter the Bread With Butter - German deathcore; Destiny Potato - pop-metal...