If the virus don't kill us, the staying home will!
April 10, 2020

Funny: Dolly Parton performs a lockdown poem

Dolly Parton released a video with her reciting a new, witty poem about boredom and tension people are facing while everybody is at home. It's minute and a half long, a nice one: "This too shall pass as all things will. If the virus don't kill us, the staying home will. The kids are bored and restless. They scream and yell and squawk. And the teens and tweens, they're just plain mean. They bite your bleeping head off. And all those loving couples that were once so sweet and cozy? Now they fight like cats and dogs like Donald and Pelosi. Lord, get us back to school and get us back to work and get us out of this God dang house before someone gets hurt! And Lord, please find a vaccination in the form of a shot or a pill. Because if the virus don't kill us, the staying home will!". Watch her recite it below.